A note to Fellow Brats—
Your top may not look fondly on you sending her mother a DVD of the two of you frolicking.
Okay, TJ was frolicking me on the kitchen table with her favorite strap-on.
Have I mentioned that I don’t like her mother? What kind of idiot shows a DVD to her bookclub without viewing it first?
So here I stand—in the corner, butt aching, pants around my ankles—issuing this warning: Don’t secretly video hot sex with your partner and mail to her mother. It will not end well for you or your butt.
Katie
